Close Encounters Of The Intimate Kind

Close Encounters Of The Intimate Kind

A young man and woman have only been married for two days. One night, just as they are getting ready to go to bed, they hear a noise in the backyard, kind of like a vacuum cleaner in reverse. They put on their robes and run outside, there, hovering over the lawn is a flying saucer. It lands, and two tall, beautiful silver aliens get out. Obviously a male and a female, and according to earth standard, quite beautiful.

They explain to the newlyweds that they need to stay overnight to effect repairs to their ship. The young couple agrees, and invite the aliens in for a snack. The aliens agree, but say that it would only be sociable to then invite the newlyweds for a snack.

"We will invite you aboard our spacecraft, but you must abide by our customs. You must stay the night, and it is only courteous that we change partners for the night."

The newlyweds talk it over and agree. That night, the wife is with the male alien. He undresses and she stares at his perfect body. Then her gaze crosses his groin, and a look of disappointment comes over her.

"Is there something wrong?" asks the alien.

"Well, you seem so ... uh... small."

"No problem," replies the alien, he twists his ear and his organ grows longer.

The woman still seems disappointed. She indicates she would like the alien to be "wider." He twists the other ear and grows wider.

The next morning over breakfast, the wife tells her husband what a wonderful night she had with the alien, and that she can hardly wait to share some of the techniques with her husband the next night.

"Honey, how was your night?" she asks.

"Terrible." he said. "The female alien was truly beautiful, but all she did was twist my ears all night long."

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posted by Robert Heard at 4:26 PM